Jon Stewart
Oct. 8th, 2005 12:30 amJon Stewart is:
1. love
2. sex
3. not going to mention Patrick on TV
3b. ...because people would think he was gay
3c. ...also not going to mention Toronto rocks
3c1. ...because it's OK, Winnipeg knows
Yeah. Pat and I shouted "MENTION US ON YOUR SHOW!"
Jon Stewart: Mention you on my show? What should I say?
Patrick: PATRICK ROCKS!
Jon Stewart: I'm not going to say that, because they would have no idea what I was talking about... and then would assume we were fucking.
Girl (on other side of Massey Hall): That's legal here!
Other Girl (below): Tell them Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That's more the voice range I'm looking for... what now?
Other Girl: Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That sounds a little like you're overcompensating for something. It's okay... Winnipeg knows.
It was hilarious.
1. love
2. sex
3. not going to mention Patrick on TV
3b. ...because people would think he was gay
3c. ...also not going to mention Toronto rocks
3c1. ...because it's OK, Winnipeg knows
Yeah. Pat and I shouted "MENTION US ON YOUR SHOW!"
Jon Stewart: Mention you on my show? What should I say?
Patrick: PATRICK ROCKS!
Jon Stewart: I'm not going to say that, because they would have no idea what I was talking about... and then would assume we were fucking.
Girl (on other side of Massey Hall): That's legal here!
Other Girl (below): Tell them Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That's more the voice range I'm looking for... what now?
Other Girl: Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That sounds a little like you're overcompensating for something. It's okay... Winnipeg knows.
It was hilarious.