Jul. 12th, 2005
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Jul. 12th, 2005 11:18 amAhahaha.
Mage Demo part 2 is up.
A Wrath spirit has possessed another mage.
Her Shadow Name is Amelia.
Wrath spirit... named Amy.
Ohhhh, amused. So very amused.
Mage Demo part 2 is up.
A Wrath spirit has possessed another mage.
Her Shadow Name is Amelia.
Wrath spirit... named Amy.
Ohhhh, amused. So very amused.
Idiots infest the Mage forums
To sum up:
A: "Is there Goetic magic in newMage?"
WW writer: "Yes, one of the secondary characters practices it in the demo."
A: "[after reading] That's not REAL Goetic magic. It's newage psychobabble."
WW writer: "Uh, here's what my copy of [book describing Goetic magic] says. [proves that Adam really does perform Goetic magic]"
A: "It's newage psychobabble! That's not REAL Goetic magic! REAL Goetic magic summons up spirits with names and shit FROM THE OUTSIDE, not your BRAIN!
I know! I've been practicing it for EIGHT YEARS!"
Oh em fucking gee.
To sum up:
A: "Is there Goetic magic in newMage?"
WW writer: "Yes, one of the secondary characters practices it in the demo."
A: "[after reading] That's not REAL Goetic magic. It's newage psychobabble."
WW writer: "Uh, here's what my copy of [book describing Goetic magic] says. [proves that Adam really does perform Goetic magic]"
A: "It's newage psychobabble! That's not REAL Goetic magic! REAL Goetic magic summons up spirits with names and shit FROM THE OUTSIDE, not your BRAIN!
I know! I've been practicing it for EIGHT YEARS!"
Oh em fucking gee.
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Jul. 12th, 2005 07:01 pmFive Minutes With Stephen Colbert
Clip:
CP: Some critics have accused “The Daily Show” of being overly liberal though you have mix of Democrat and Republican guests, and liberals are the butt of jokes sometimes. How do you respond to the critique?
SC: Um, we are liberal, but Jon’s very respectful of the Republican guests, and, listen, if liberals were in power it would be easier to attack them, but Republicans have the executive, legislative and judicial branches, so making fun of Democrats is like kicking a child, so it’s just not worth it.
CP: When’s the “Strangers With Candy” movie coming out?
SC: October 21 is when the movie comes out.
CP: That is so exciting; we can’t tell you how much we miss that show.
SC: And the Colbert Report starts that Monday, October the 17th.
CP: So you have a banner week!
SC: It’s going to be Oct-olbert, I’ve decided. That’s an exclusive, haven’t used that line with anyone else!
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Also, this article is hilarious too.
Comedy Central also touted a recent study by the University of Pennsylvania’s National Annenberg Election Survey, which said young viewers of “The Daily Show” were more likely to answer questions about politics correctly than those who don’t.
Comedy Central had no statistics on how many people watch “The Daily Show” stoned.
Although seemingly taken aback by repeated “stoned slackers” references while talking with O’Reilly, Stewart was ready with a joke.
“This election is going to rely on the undecided,” he said. “And who is more undecided than stoned slackers? Ice cream or pretzels? Ice cream or pretzels? What’s it going to be?”
Clip:
CP: Some critics have accused “The Daily Show” of being overly liberal though you have mix of Democrat and Republican guests, and liberals are the butt of jokes sometimes. How do you respond to the critique?
SC: Um, we are liberal, but Jon’s very respectful of the Republican guests, and, listen, if liberals were in power it would be easier to attack them, but Republicans have the executive, legislative and judicial branches, so making fun of Democrats is like kicking a child, so it’s just not worth it.
CP: When’s the “Strangers With Candy” movie coming out?
SC: October 21 is when the movie comes out.
CP: That is so exciting; we can’t tell you how much we miss that show.
SC: And the Colbert Report starts that Monday, October the 17th.
CP: So you have a banner week!
SC: It’s going to be Oct-olbert, I’ve decided. That’s an exclusive, haven’t used that line with anyone else!
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Also, this article is hilarious too.
Comedy Central also touted a recent study by the University of Pennsylvania’s National Annenberg Election Survey, which said young viewers of “The Daily Show” were more likely to answer questions about politics correctly than those who don’t.
Comedy Central had no statistics on how many people watch “The Daily Show” stoned.
Although seemingly taken aback by repeated “stoned slackers” references while talking with O’Reilly, Stewart was ready with a joke.
“This election is going to rely on the undecided,” he said. “And who is more undecided than stoned slackers? Ice cream or pretzels? Ice cream or pretzels? What’s it going to be?”