First off: Happy Birthday,
she_prime!
For your (re-)amusement (and everyone else's primary amusement), I will now relate the painful story of mocking Patrick:
Meagan: We could just eat you.
Alex: It's true. All Flesh
Must Be Eaten.
Patrick: It must?
Meagan: Yes. Well, maybe not the dangly bits.
Me: Yeah, that would taste gross.
Patrick: [hands slowly creeping in front of crotch]
Me: Aww, sweetie, you don't
have dangly bits.
[Meagan and I laugh at him]
Me: [gasping for breath and pointing] And Adrian... pops out of nowhere... and says...
Meagan: BURN!!
And then I went over, retrieved my knife out of his back, and stole his place on the couch.
I love Patrick. He's trying to kill me now.
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So over the past two days, my parents (especially my mother) have spend an ABSURD amount of money on my clothes for my cousin's wedding.
Black velvet dress with bead icicle-design, spaghetti straps, fitted.
Black velvet long-sleeved coat so I don't freeze, with fake fur lining the neck and cuffs.
New black shoes - sandals - that hook up around my ankles and have heels barely wide enough and short enough to keep me from killing myself.
Handbag with snow-like bead design to go with dress and hold makeup and cards.
MADNESS. IT IS MADNESS, I TELL YOU.
And this all cost sooooo much. I mean, the dress alone is twice what my formal dress cost. Why couldn't I wear it? My mother is insane.
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Patrick @ Home: So Aaron beat the crap out of Brian for macking Vicki in front of him.
Alex: *blink* Brian?
Patrick @ Home: My Sim.
Alex: Oh!
Alex: Right.
Alex: LOVE AARON!
Alex: Did that go over well with Vicki?
Patrick @ Home: She loves Aaron a hell of a lot, now.
Alex: That's so girly.
Patrick @ Home: Seems she likes a bit of brute in her man.
Alex: I am so amused.
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I have to take a shower still. And there are clothes still drying. And I need my pants out of the dryer. Aiee! *runs around like a mad chicken* PANTSU!