Scientific Fact: M&Ms Lead To Sexual Potency

"Are you fucking my spine?"

"Fortune cookie: 'Sometimes 'I can't think of anything witty to say' is the wittiest thing you can say."
"In bed."

"Christ. Fred Christ. Alien! Love! Messiah!"

"Does the word mudpuddle mean anything to you?"

"I think it's pretty much a given that we're NOT GOING TO HEAVEN if it exists. I mean, really, on the list of things God doesn't like, bondage, spanking, multiple orgasms, and above all condoms are really fucking low on his list. I say we go fuck a nun and seal the deal."
"A nun?!"
"Or priest, that works too."
"Religious officiary!"

"We've stopped being hypersexed. We are now hyposexed. We are not having nearly enough sex."
"According to who?!"

"For Lent, I think we should give up sex."
"Forty days without sex?"
"...define sex."
"No orgasms."
"I'll fucking kill you."

And now, ice cream.

"The current mood..."
"Horny?"
"Oh man..."