*giggle*

Oral hygiene indeed. *snerk*

Quotes from the front:

"Steven! Where are you hiding your penis?"

"Twitch, twitch..."

"Yes. We'll play 'Truth, Dare, Double-Dare, Promise to Repeat', and if Steven picks promise to repeat, we'll make him say, 'Simon, you can do anything you want with me!'"

"So we'll pin him up against the wall and molest him."
"And I'll have the camera out..."

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Humorous things that won't happen with Lidia and Pierre, but it would be funny if they did:

[Pierre walks in feeling tired/depressed. Lidia is pestering him.]
Pierre: Lidia, I just want some time alone. Can you please leave?
Lidia: O...kay... [leaves]
[five minutes later]
Pierre: Wait a minute... [turns on Auspex] [heavy sigh] Lidia, when I said 'leave', I didn't mean 'leave and come back in Obfuscate'.
Lidia: Damn.

And that turned into hide-and-go-seek with Toreador and Malkavians...

Toreador: I see you! And using Obfuscate is cheating.
Malkavian: Blah. So what? It's your turn.
Tory: [hides; uses Celerity to move before the Malk finds him]
Malk: [uses Eyes of Chaos to get there before the Tory does] Ha! Caught you!
Tory: Damn...
Malk: Your turn! [hides]
Tory: One... two... th... hey, a painting...
[one hour later]
Malk: [whine] You're taking too long.
Tory: Shh. Painting.
Malk: [aggravated] You're supposed to be finding me.
Tory: Shh. PAINTING.
Malk: You're no fun.
Tory: Painting...

Randomly funny.

( Humorous things that did happen with Lidia and Pierre: )

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The sad thing is, I fit into about five of those categories...