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1. What does your first name mean?
Defender of mankind. I demand a reapplication process.

2. What does your middle name mean?
Gift of God.

3. What about the last name?
Some random noble family from the 1700's. It doesn't mean anything

4. So, if you were to put the meanings of all your names together, what would it say?
I am Christ. And I own a vinyard.

5. If you'd been born the opposite sex, what would your parents have named you?
Alexander, or possibly Alessandro. This is not a great leap of imagination.

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Must... write... essay.
Thank god I have an extension. An extra week of slacking! Woot! And TLU tomorrow!
...meep...

*groan*

Joyee... if you read this... (Or Steven, or Dawn for that matter...) The Last Unicorn is still at your house.
(She is so not going to read that in time.)
How... did I know... this would happen?!

*goes to beat self with large blunt wall-shaped objects*

Must go on campus early and hope for best, I suppose...