Why Not To Read Gravitation At Late Hours:

Alex says: Steve, I want to be a cool gay man.
Alex says: Help me achieve this goal!
FiveNerveStations. says: uhm...
FiveNerveStations. says: i dont know...
FiveNerveStations. says: that might be a little... difficult.
FiveNerveStations. says: and besides... what do i know about being cool and gay?
Alex says: *pout* You're saying you won't help a cute little guy like me be cool and gay?
FiveNerveStations. says: im not even sure i got the man part covered.
Alex says: Shhh. Qualifications are unneccessary!
FiveNerveStations. says: and now your a cute guy, eh?
Alex says: I can be!
FiveNerveStations. says: somethings amiss... i just cant put my finger on it...


Alex says: I have no plans to move to the States.
Alex says: Some are nice to visit.
Alex says: But I never want to live there.
FiveNerveStations. says: amen.
Alex says: Until we ASSIMILATE THEM INTO CANADA!
Alex says: MWAHAHAHA~~~~
FiveNerveStations. says: ... uhm...
Alex says: I'm power-tripping.
FiveNerveStations. says: i figured.

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Noriko: He's got a great singing voice, but the personality of a hippo.