Sep. 12th, 2002

OW.

Sep. 12th, 2002 12:29 am
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Pain pain pain!

Okay, so my back was already sore and now I've whacked my knee but good on my desk. Ow.

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Haha, more Mr. Burris today. Here are some quotes, and I'll try to remember context if it's important:

"You are all amateur psychologists, whether you like it or not. [...] You may not go to the mall to people-watch... okay, yeah, I know, you can people watch for different reasons..."

[explaining the Boundary Theory] "It's kind of like Sesame Street... [Grover voice] Now I'm in! Now I'm out! This is a boundary!"

"But the difference between hard sciences and soft sciences, say chemistry and psychology... is that phosophorous doesn't usually resist being poured when it's in liquid form. But in a psych experiment, you say 'now we're going to hook you up to some shock equipment,' and the subject says, 'uh-huh, like hell you will'."

"Wundt dealt with perceptions. And you may be saying [Cartman voice] boy, that's kinda lame!"

"Only you... can prevent forest fires? no, no... well, that too... only you have direct access to your thoughts."

[explaining how subconscious thought works] "Picture your socks. What color are they? Check. Did you pass the sock test? Probably everyone did, yes? [assent] Now, did you study for my sock quiz before coming to class? If you did, please leave now. You scare me."

"Sometimes a banana is just a banana."

I seriously need extra paper to write down all the funny shiznit he says.

Robin (Salkeld) is in my Psych class, too! All these people from last year... Dave Held, Robin... next thing I know, Sean will be in my philosophy class ;)

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Story:
(part of an e-mail sent to my mother)

Today's profs were very cool; in Italian we learned to introduce ourselves and all the letter-combination sounds, in SMF the teacher made a few sexual innuendo jokes that were funny in varying degrees... And her explanation of why she can't teach high school SexEd: "I won't lie to kids. Sex is fun. Usually anyway. And in high school, that's not the sort of thing they want you to be advocating..."

(part of an e-mail my mother sent back)

Your SMF prof sounds like a woman after my own heart. When I taught Human Sexuality to Grade 8's I would start with a web and ask what they thought the words meant. As they were calling out answers, I started adding my own. I started with the letter "F", then added a few more of their answers; next a "U" at which many of the girls went " Oooooh, Miss Booth!" and I would
look at them in all innocence and say " What were you thinking I was going to put?" as I completed the word with an "N". I said to them, " Fun is the word that comes to mind for me. If you're anxious, scared, feeling guilty or unsure - that's your mind and body's way of saying, "This isn't the right thing for you, right now." So, you can tell your prof that, indeed, some people do say that to their classes - she just needed more nerve.

(my mom seems marginally cooler now.)

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Yeah, so Serena's in my SMF class if you hadn't heard already - hurray, hurray! Study buddy! *grin* More like me going, 'wow, wasn't that so cool, how she explained how ________________?' and Serena going, 'Ali, you're way too excited by this.'

I checked my book of Honors Arts - Psych Major courses, and 236 is (thankfully!) not on the requirements list. I am so 100% majoring in Psych (Psych of Evil! Dark Side of Sex! Psychopathology! I want to take it all!) and minoring in SMF. XD Haha! Looking back at my books now, I have 257 (Psychopathology) listed as the Psych course I wanted to take next semester. Also 235, Psychological Perspectives on Gender and Sex.

But *purr* Dark Side of Sex is going to be so good. Prostitution, rape, AIDS... all the things a writer needs to know about. Or not, but it'll help. XD At least for me. Because I Am Scary.

Hrrm... ^^ I should go on Quest, see if I can set myself up a good potential timetable for November...
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My last dream is even shorter than the one preceding it:

[someone] "You only ate three vacuums." [vacuum cleaners]
[me] "And a sun plate." [I have no idea what that means.]
[someone] "Yes, and a sun plate too."

-end-

Oh...

Sep. 12th, 2002 02:04 am
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Last bit of news for the night: Bought The Science of Discworld II: The Globe. Probably should not have, as it cost more than the English text I originally set out for, but... it's the only thing that makes me almost enjoy descriptions of anthropology/chemistry/biology/any science other than psychology. ;p
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Two last tidbits, out of SoD:TG...

'In late medieval times, Cinderella's slipper had been a fur one, not glass. And that was a euphemism, because (at least in the German version) the girls gave the prince their 'fur slipper' to try on... The story came to us through the French, and in that language 'verre' can either be 'glass' or 'fur'. The Grimm brothers went for the hygenic alternative, saving parents the danger of embarrassing explanations.'

And goes on to explain Rumplestiltskin's true meaning... "What is is name? What is a stilt with a rumpled skin? Whoops."
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Quizzes, again... )

Story of today isn't a story, but three interesting points/revelations from SMF.

-Apparently they have found hieroglyphic grafitti that is basically, for example, 'Set's dick is one tiny prick'. (or equivalent).
-Vaginal lubrication is actually a by-product of the blood that goes to a uterus (? I think) when a woman is aroused.
-Orgasm is a spinal reflex, which is why in some cases, even paraplegics can experience orgasm.

Serena's mom is driving me home tomorrow afternoon. Should be in by/before 3. May ask if she'll drop me off at Turner. XD

Oh... OHOHOHOHOH!

I met Japanese exchange students today. XD They gave me their e-mails. XD They are going to teach me Japanese in exchange for help in English. XD XD XD
W007.

Off to do Italian homework now, so I have one less book to take with me. ^^ Bai~!

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