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Mwahahaha.
I'm reading old LJ posts and the random replies I got to them. Heh heh.
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Apparently Jeff and I are Mei's fountains of wisdom. Or used to be. Mei, am I still your fountain of wisdom? (48 years and COUNTING ;)
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I haven't watched anime in sooooo long. Wait, not true... I watched Yami no Matsuei... I think I've turned into a complete yaoi fangirl. ^^; I can't watch it if there's not an obvious, fairly-main gay character. Lets examine my favorite anime:
Yami no Matsuei: Bwahaha, try telling me there's no undertones in this. They're EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU!
Koko wa Greenwood: Shinobu and Mitsuru! And Shun. ^^;;
Fushigi Yuugi: NU-RI-KO!
Mahou Tsukai Tai: Aburatsubo! XD
Card Captor Sakura: Which I don't watch a lot, since there's not enough Yuki/To-ya ;)
(Urutora Sooru! HAI!)
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Dunk ate the plastic grass that comes with sushi! XD XD XD (I DID say you'd never live it down ;)
SPIDER!
Josh: KYAAAA! Kill it kill it!
Kirstie: *kills spider and goes to fling it out the door*
Josh: *jumping back about a foot - in the van, mind you* Don't fling it at ME!
Ali: *falling over laughing*
Josh: Stop laughing at me because I'm arachnaphobic... *fails to stop Ali laughing* Just get in the car!!
That is my favorite story of all time. I will never let him live that down. Assuming, you know, he speaks to me again. ^^
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Excerpt from early September, last year: "Gods, a year from now I'll be looking down the barrel of university. That scares me. I am seized at bizzare moments by this thought. Literally. I freeze when I think of it. I don't know why. Perhaps low-self-esteem rears its ugly head. I don't know if I'll get accepted. Or if I'll be able to pay for it. Or... you know, whatever. And - boom. Heart hesitates, breath stops, eyes glaze. I'm too young for anxiety attacks, damn you body."
Bwahahaha. And I didn't worry at all once I got there.
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"Snugglebitch indeed. Damn me." ^^ I am such a crackwhore.
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Hey Dunk, do you still stalk my website? ;) (Is that even possible?)
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Mr. Cadham and Mr. Lowens sneak into my English class to retrieve textbooks.
Mr. Cadham: Oops, sorry, we'll just be a minute...
*Mr. Cadham and Mr. Lowens slip into supply room/cupboard*
Teacher: They'll be smiling when they come out in ten minutes... *smirk* *goes back to reading essay*
Ali: O_O I didn't hear that right. Yes I did. I LOVE THIS TEACHER <3
(The story the students never knew XD)
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This is completely random and not related to the old-quotes trolling: I have the insane, irrational urge to go to the 7-11 at 12:30 AM. ^^;;
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"Ikuhara's page is "2001 - An Ikuni Odyssey". Ikuni reads our yearbook! Mmmmm... Ikuni yearbook. Ikuni through the years. I wonder what Ikuni looked like in the seventies. I wonder if Ikuni ever had... a mullet. Okay, mental images are all wonky now."
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"I knew life was going to be bad when Serena and Mei left (and everyone else, but particularly Serena and Mei) because I wouldn't have my bestest friend and my soulmate around - I didn't quite realize, however, that it would be akin to the seventh circle of hell."
I don't know why, but I find that quote so hilarious now.
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Me: I have this knack for pushing myself right to my emotional limits, and then, just before I snap, drawing back. It's like physical pain: you train yourself slowly to withstand more and more. That's what I'm doing, except it's emotional pain.
And actually, this ISN'T about who you think it is.
Dunk: Problem is I can't decide who I think it is about :P
Jeff gave me alcohol advice ;)
Hey! This was the post that Baiko-sama first replied to and scared the hell out of me with! ^^;
Now there's something I could go do... look at Baiko-sama's LJ. Her LJ is really nice.
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RULES OF THE LESBIAN SEX BED:
1. No men are allowed on the lesbian sex bed, even if there is only one woman on the bed. If a bed is claimed for lesbian sex, then the man has only three ways to get on the bed:
a. pay $5,000,000,000 CDN
b. have gay sex on the floor in full view of the lesbian sex bed
c. be approved by all members of the lesbian sex bed
2. If any man breaks these rules, he will be broken.
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Calcumon, differentiatize!
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I have a challenge for... um, anyone? (This stems from a convo me and Lauren had ;)
Why are there no Hagrid/McGonagall fics? Apart from Ron/Hermione, they're the only CANON couple we read anything about! So, challenge: write a Hagrid/McGonagall fic. Sex a must. ;p Old people have sex too!
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Me: Dunk, you're so cute ^^
Dunk: At least lesbians (well, one anyway) find me cute *sweatdrop*
Dunk, you're so cute. XD
Chantal thought her brother ate my HP postcards "or something equally foolish" XD
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New Poll: Piss and Crappenstance or Poop and Circumcision?
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Simon: Just don't leave me hanging.
Me: You should hang, though.
Simon: I love you too, bitch.
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"Earthian is an anime... gay angels! wait, no, I didn't say that and it DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GABRIEL."
*cracks up*
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Katherine's 1/8 MINUTE FANSENTENCES (she usually does Utena short fics for holidays - this one happens to be Thanksgiving)
"Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble."
Touga sighed. "Saionji, would you please stop making that noise while you're down there?"
XD
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SimonL and I started arguing over whether I liked SimonB in mid-November. ^^; and didn't stop until mid-February.
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"Which god should I invoke now?" (to help with my bowling game, which I sucked at - I think my high score in 4 games was like 74)
-Kiimu
-Tomo
-Chantal
-Katie
-Gabriel
-Ikuhara
were all invoked at one point ;)
"I dedicate this to the great golden goddess Chantal!" -gutter ball
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*snickers* I remember this game...
Chantal: You want to do this with Draco.
Me: Sex!
Chantal: I knew you would say that...
Me: Uh... hug? Glomp? Kiss?
Chantal: Yay!
Simon: Ali, why would 'glomp' be on a Taboo card?
Me: Simon, you are one?
Simon: A loser!
(much laughter)
Me: I'm a Wanderer, Matt's a Warrior, you are a...
Simon: Oh. Martyr.
Me: (to Chantal) I am one.
Chantal: FANGIRL!
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I'm a lesbian because if I can't even manage to CUT in straight lines, how am I supposed to ACT in straight ways?
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"Welcome to perverthood, this is your badge." XD That line has to go in a song somewhere.
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...oh my god, Josh actually posts in his LJ again. *LOL* He started in March... almost a year (okay, 7 months) after he stopped.
I should really add him 'n' Baiko to my friends lists. They're interesting.
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"I wonder if gaydar works on books... wait, my gaydar doesn't even function right on people..."
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I accept and try to downplay the faults I can't get rid of...
2. after attempting to strangle the person who mentioned them.
('cause I'm a Slytherin girl, living in a Gryffindor world...)
--
Still not King, damnit!
and
Definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!
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Rikku is annoying and not at all cute.
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"Ah, come on now shake you hip!" - this is a line from a J-POP song Miki Shin'ichirou sings. The song is called Dinosaur. The group is called RoST, which I believe is short for "dirty old men" (or similar). I love Miki.
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"G'night moon... *grins* Good night, sheep! Good night, kitty! Good night... uh... guy who kicks exams/people/things in the groin, folds them, and eats them! O.o;; and, with THAT to frighten everyone who doesn't know SimonB..."
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SDAoki: That's it. No more jugs of iced tea before bed.
SDSatoshi: It makes you crazy and wide awake when normal people are sleeping.
SDAli: Oh good. I can stay up and watch you two in your natural habitat.
(*insidious cackle*)
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Apparently (according to Allie), crack comes in multiple colors. (She says after her acid trip ;)
"Teddy bears. *slaps her forehead* *snerk* I bet you do [like teddy bears]."
XD
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Three random people being attracted to me/fucking with me, plus the numerous friends over the years... still waiting on a REASON for this. You should form a committee to find out what makes me attractive. ;p
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"Puppies. Chock full of cute evil."
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I need to marry/have wild sweaty sexcapades with Kellie, take Katie on a honeymoon, sleep with Alia, and marry my soulmate Mei in 48 years. All in addition to being a good husband for Chantal and keeping Serena as my lesbian lover. How busy I am!
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12 February (guess what I did the VERY NEXT DAY? ...in a very roundabout fashion?)
"I have lost all ability to tell anyone anything about, you know, my feelings. This includes people that I know like me. Which is the stupidest thing ever. Gragh. Someone explain to me how I can flirt randomly, but things a million times less sexual/loving/etc, I can't say?
i.e. "Chantal, marry me!"
as opposed to: "Hey, Chantal, I like you." (I figure that example's good, as everyone knows about it. ;p)"
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"I have a life outside of stalking you, y'know."
"Not to be mean or anything, but who are you and why am I naked in your bed?"
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And Simon(L), this is my proof that it was the 13th:
I'm a moron!
But at least I'm... a... semitelepathic moron?...
nope, nope, I got nothing. ^~
(because of the avoiding saying things and ninety degree angles and seven right turns makes a left and three quarters.)
and then, the 14th:
Umm... nope, nope, I got nothing. 'cept maybe, if anyone didn't get it last night/today, have managed to corrupt someone with my 'feminine wiles'. Or something. (That would be SimonB for anyone that cares.) Anything you hear about the Apocalypse coming is hearsay and not to be believed.
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I've been reading these for two hours. I am a freak.
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"I promise to be gentle between 6 am and 6:01 am. Any other time all bets are off" -Nav
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Okay, I'll really stop there. ^^ (I'm only into March...)
But... I see where this is going, and you see it too. It's best we go our seperate ways, because if we don't, it'll be like that all over again.
(We should be so lucky as they
That find they have nothing to say)
...I can find meanings in poetry he didn't even intend. ;)
I'm reading old LJ posts and the random replies I got to them. Heh heh.
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Apparently Jeff and I are Mei's fountains of wisdom. Or used to be. Mei, am I still your fountain of wisdom? (48 years and COUNTING ;)
--
I haven't watched anime in sooooo long. Wait, not true... I watched Yami no Matsuei... I think I've turned into a complete yaoi fangirl. ^^; I can't watch it if there's not an obvious, fairly-main gay character. Lets examine my favorite anime:
Yami no Matsuei: Bwahaha, try telling me there's no undertones in this. They're EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU!
Koko wa Greenwood: Shinobu and Mitsuru! And Shun. ^^;;
Fushigi Yuugi: NU-RI-KO!
Mahou Tsukai Tai: Aburatsubo! XD
Card Captor Sakura: Which I don't watch a lot, since there's not enough Yuki/To-ya ;)
(Urutora Sooru! HAI!)
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Dunk ate the plastic grass that comes with sushi! XD XD XD (I DID say you'd never live it down ;)
SPIDER!
Josh: KYAAAA! Kill it kill it!
Kirstie: *kills spider and goes to fling it out the door*
Josh: *jumping back about a foot - in the van, mind you* Don't fling it at ME!
Ali: *falling over laughing*
Josh: Stop laughing at me because I'm arachnaphobic... *fails to stop Ali laughing* Just get in the car!!
That is my favorite story of all time. I will never let him live that down. Assuming, you know, he speaks to me again. ^^
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Excerpt from early September, last year: "Gods, a year from now I'll be looking down the barrel of university. That scares me. I am seized at bizzare moments by this thought. Literally. I freeze when I think of it. I don't know why. Perhaps low-self-esteem rears its ugly head. I don't know if I'll get accepted. Or if I'll be able to pay for it. Or... you know, whatever. And - boom. Heart hesitates, breath stops, eyes glaze. I'm too young for anxiety attacks, damn you body."
Bwahahaha. And I didn't worry at all once I got there.
--
"Snugglebitch indeed. Damn me." ^^ I am such a crackwhore.
--
Hey Dunk, do you still stalk my website? ;) (Is that even possible?)
--
Mr. Cadham and Mr. Lowens sneak into my English class to retrieve textbooks.
Mr. Cadham: Oops, sorry, we'll just be a minute...
*Mr. Cadham and Mr. Lowens slip into supply room/cupboard*
Teacher: They'll be smiling when they come out in ten minutes... *smirk* *goes back to reading essay*
Ali: O_O I didn't hear that right. Yes I did. I LOVE THIS TEACHER <3
(The story the students never knew XD)
--
This is completely random and not related to the old-quotes trolling: I have the insane, irrational urge to go to the 7-11 at 12:30 AM. ^^;;
--
"Ikuhara's page is "2001 - An Ikuni Odyssey". Ikuni reads our yearbook! Mmmmm... Ikuni yearbook. Ikuni through the years. I wonder what Ikuni looked like in the seventies. I wonder if Ikuni ever had... a mullet. Okay, mental images are all wonky now."
--
"I knew life was going to be bad when Serena and Mei left (and everyone else, but particularly Serena and Mei) because I wouldn't have my bestest friend and my soulmate around - I didn't quite realize, however, that it would be akin to the seventh circle of hell."
I don't know why, but I find that quote so hilarious now.
--
Me: I have this knack for pushing myself right to my emotional limits, and then, just before I snap, drawing back. It's like physical pain: you train yourself slowly to withstand more and more. That's what I'm doing, except it's emotional pain.
And actually, this ISN'T about who you think it is.
Dunk: Problem is I can't decide who I think it is about :P
Jeff gave me alcohol advice ;)
Hey! This was the post that Baiko-sama first replied to and scared the hell out of me with! ^^;
Now there's something I could go do... look at Baiko-sama's LJ. Her LJ is really nice.
--
RULES OF THE LESBIAN SEX BED:
1. No men are allowed on the lesbian sex bed, even if there is only one woman on the bed. If a bed is claimed for lesbian sex, then the man has only three ways to get on the bed:
a. pay $5,000,000,000 CDN
b. have gay sex on the floor in full view of the lesbian sex bed
c. be approved by all members of the lesbian sex bed
2. If any man breaks these rules, he will be broken.
--
Calcumon, differentiatize!
--
I have a challenge for... um, anyone? (This stems from a convo me and Lauren had ;)
Why are there no Hagrid/McGonagall fics? Apart from Ron/Hermione, they're the only CANON couple we read anything about! So, challenge: write a Hagrid/McGonagall fic. Sex a must. ;p Old people have sex too!
--
Me: Dunk, you're so cute ^^
Dunk: At least lesbians (well, one anyway) find me cute *sweatdrop*
Dunk, you're so cute. XD
Chantal thought her brother ate my HP postcards "or something equally foolish" XD
--
New Poll: Piss and Crappenstance or Poop and Circumcision?
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Simon: Just don't leave me hanging.
Me: You should hang, though.
Simon: I love you too, bitch.
--
"Earthian is an anime... gay angels! wait, no, I didn't say that and it DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GABRIEL."
*cracks up*
--
Katherine's 1/8 MINUTE FANSENTENCES (she usually does Utena short fics for holidays - this one happens to be Thanksgiving)
"Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble."
Touga sighed. "Saionji, would you please stop making that noise while you're down there?"
XD
--
SimonL and I started arguing over whether I liked SimonB in mid-November. ^^; and didn't stop until mid-February.
--
"Which god should I invoke now?" (to help with my bowling game, which I sucked at - I think my high score in 4 games was like 74)
-Kiimu
-Tomo
-Chantal
-Katie
-Gabriel
-Ikuhara
were all invoked at one point ;)
"I dedicate this to the great golden goddess Chantal!" -gutter ball
--
*snickers* I remember this game...
Chantal: You want to do this with Draco.
Me: Sex!
Chantal: I knew you would say that...
Me: Uh... hug? Glomp? Kiss?
Chantal: Yay!
Simon: Ali, why would 'glomp' be on a Taboo card?
Me: Simon, you are one?
Simon: A loser!
(much laughter)
Me: I'm a Wanderer, Matt's a Warrior, you are a...
Simon: Oh. Martyr.
Me: (to Chantal) I am one.
Chantal: FANGIRL!
--
I'm a lesbian because if I can't even manage to CUT in straight lines, how am I supposed to ACT in straight ways?
--
"Welcome to perverthood, this is your badge." XD That line has to go in a song somewhere.
--
...oh my god, Josh actually posts in his LJ again. *LOL* He started in March... almost a year (okay, 7 months) after he stopped.
I should really add him 'n' Baiko to my friends lists. They're interesting.
--
"I wonder if gaydar works on books... wait, my gaydar doesn't even function right on people..."
--
I accept and try to downplay the faults I can't get rid of...
2. after attempting to strangle the person who mentioned them.
('cause I'm a Slytherin girl, living in a Gryffindor world...)
--
Still not King, damnit!
and
Definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!
--
Rikku is annoying and not at all cute.
--
"Ah, come on now shake you hip!" - this is a line from a J-POP song Miki Shin'ichirou sings. The song is called Dinosaur. The group is called RoST, which I believe is short for "dirty old men" (or similar). I love Miki.
--
"G'night moon... *grins* Good night, sheep! Good night, kitty! Good night... uh... guy who kicks exams/people/things in the groin, folds them, and eats them! O.o;; and, with THAT to frighten everyone who doesn't know SimonB..."
--
SDAoki: That's it. No more jugs of iced tea before bed.
SDSatoshi: It makes you crazy and wide awake when normal people are sleeping.
SDAli: Oh good. I can stay up and watch you two in your natural habitat.
(*insidious cackle*)
--
Apparently (according to Allie), crack comes in multiple colors. (She says after her acid trip ;)
"Teddy bears. *slaps her forehead* *snerk* I bet you do [like teddy bears]."
XD
--
Three random people being attracted to me/fucking with me, plus the numerous friends over the years... still waiting on a REASON for this. You should form a committee to find out what makes me attractive. ;p
--
"Puppies. Chock full of cute evil."
--
I need to marry/have wild sweaty sexcapades with Kellie, take Katie on a honeymoon, sleep with Alia, and marry my soulmate Mei in 48 years. All in addition to being a good husband for Chantal and keeping Serena as my lesbian lover. How busy I am!
--
12 February (guess what I did the VERY NEXT DAY? ...in a very roundabout fashion?)
"I have lost all ability to tell anyone anything about, you know, my feelings. This includes people that I know like me. Which is the stupidest thing ever. Gragh. Someone explain to me how I can flirt randomly, but things a million times less sexual/loving/etc, I can't say?
i.e. "Chantal, marry me!"
as opposed to: "Hey, Chantal, I like you." (I figure that example's good, as everyone knows about it. ;p)"
--
"I have a life outside of stalking you, y'know."
"Not to be mean or anything, but who are you and why am I naked in your bed?"
--
And Simon(L), this is my proof that it was the 13th:
I'm a moron!
But at least I'm... a... semitelepathic moron?...
nope, nope, I got nothing. ^~
(because of the avoiding saying things and ninety degree angles and seven right turns makes a left and three quarters.)
and then, the 14th:
Umm... nope, nope, I got nothing. 'cept maybe, if anyone didn't get it last night/today, have managed to corrupt someone with my 'feminine wiles'. Or something. (That would be SimonB for anyone that cares.) Anything you hear about the Apocalypse coming is hearsay and not to be believed.
--
I've been reading these for two hours. I am a freak.
--
"I promise to be gentle between 6 am and 6:01 am. Any other time all bets are off" -Nav
--
Okay, I'll really stop there. ^^ (I'm only into March...)
But... I see where this is going, and you see it too. It's best we go our seperate ways, because if we don't, it'll be like that all over again.
(We should be so lucky as they
That find they have nothing to say)
...I can find meanings in poetry he didn't even intend. ;)
