Oh, you're *so* dead.

Christoph: *swatting his brother across Ali*
Me: Chris, stop it! There will be no fighting over me. I'm neutral ground, but I *will* beat you if you keep it up.
SimonB: You're Switzerland!
Me: Except I, you know, fight back...
SimonB: Yeah. You're no-man's land.
(pause)
SimonB: *snicker*
Me: Oh, you're *so* dead.

Me: Okay, I hate this. I'm always cold, but if someone tries to warm me up, all the heat flees to *that* part of the body, leaving the rest of me cold...
SimonB: Your heat is magnetic!
(later)
SimonB: Okay, so we take your nose, and big toe and CONFUSE the heat!
Me: Leaving my arms cold...
SimonB: ...five-pointed star!
Me: *cracks up*

Ah yes, Simon's family is amusing, especially when they randomly take me to dinner. ^^;; And how do I repay the kindness? By torturing Simon to dinner with *my* family... (mom's orders, man, I can't get you out of this ;)