I hate writing about myself.

That may seem weird for me to say, eh?

I don't mean talking about myself. That I do all the time. ;) I mean - well, my resumé! It is soooo evil. I mean, I have no skills. Well, I do, but when I try to write them down, I can't think of anything!

Same thing for awards and extracurricular stuff. I'm in so many things, but I can't write them down because I forget half of them!

And what the heck is my job objective, anyway? I want part-time summer work. Go me. Ah well, hopefully that's a good enough objective for most places.

Another problem with me taking a part-time job - I hate phones! With a passion. I hate answering them and I hate calling people. (I get nervous. B4k4 Ali.) Even when it's people I know! Grr. Especially for appointments and such. I think I need a day planner or something for the rest of the summer, since I'm going to be working (unless, Gods forbid, no one hires me)...

Graaaagh. Okay. I can type! That's a skill! I'm intelligent! But I guess they can divine that from the fact that I've finished Grade 12. This is soooooo stressful. And I'm so lazy.

I can be organized, right? Right! And I'm patient, right? ...oh gods... Well, I suppose I can be - I sat with 5 fifth-grade kids for 40 minutes attempting to counsel them through seating arrangement problems. *eyes roll into back of head* Okay. I'm patient. I'm dedicated... *coughhackwheeze*... and... I'm open-minded? Well, I'd have to be, being me, but does that count as a skill? Gaaah! I have to run this resumé by some people...