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2010-06-29 08:56 pm
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Letters from Here

Dear Grandma,

Stop being racist.

Seriously.

Also, wait for a response after knocking BEFORE you open my door. This will lead to far fewer "Alex has no pants on!" awkward moments.

Irritatedly yours,
Me

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Dear world,

I dare you to live chemical-free. I double-dog-dare-you.

No love,
Me
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2009-04-13 06:06 pm
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2005-10-25 02:42 pm
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CS 100: The class where people ask if it's going to be graded on a bell curve.

And Min thinks these people know what a prime number is...

*bashes head against desk*

In other news, I am sore and just want to curl up and sleep the day away.

Also, it is fucking COLD outside.
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2005-08-05 12:55 am
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Jon Stewart: the only man I would consider having the babies of

(Today's trivia: did you know Jon Stewart is a full inch shorter than me? He's hot, he's 43, he's shorter than me. I'm not sure how I feel about that. However, I will still use my spare time to ponder the possibilities of converting to Judaism.)

Key quotes from tonight:

The "General Grant" and the HORN

Bill O'Reilly: Civilian lawyers and human rights groups are allies of terror!

Bill O'Reilly: Let's tell John McCain torture WORKS!

Jon: (re: the plane crash that everyone survived) "IT WASN'T A MIRACLE!"
[clip of EMT worker talking about their excellent response time, etc.]
Jon: "FINALLY! Some kudos to human excellence in the field. Those EMTs are awesome..."
EMT worker: "And it was really a miracle..."
Jon: "NO! IT WAS THEIR SATANIC COMPETENCE!"

News Reporter: "And is it just me, or is there a baby boom of pandas in this country?"
Jon: "Perhaps it's a miracle! Or perhaps it's [ominous] SEASONAL BREEDING PATTERNS."

Jon: "You're too white to say schmutz."

Jon Stewart: "Does [Novak] absorb light?"
Miles O'Brien: "I think he glows in the dark."
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2005-07-19 03:19 pm
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Tampa man kills 3-year-old son after prolonged abuse, trying to "teach him how to fight" because he "didn't want him to become a sissy" (read: gay).


I mean, seriously, people. He was fucking well three years old.
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