Letters from Here

[alexmegami]

Dear Grandma,

Stop being racist.

Seriously.

Also, wait for a response after knocking BEFORE you open my door. This will lead to far fewer "Alex has no pants on!" awkward moments.

Irritatedly yours,
Me

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Dear world,

I dare you to live chemical-free. I double-dog-dare-you.

No love,
Me

Comments

[adagioweapon.livejournal.com]

But I love chemicals!

[mysticjuicer.livejournal.com]

Oh racist granmas. There are definitely times when I feel blessed to be living an ocean away from my family.

[extramild.livejournal.com]

bah. how will Keith Richards and Mick Jagger survive without their formaldahyde baths?