Dragon Age

[alexmegami]

In the end, seduced Zevran, Alastair, and Leilana, had Alastair impregnate Morrigan, saved the world, and PROMPTLY GOT DITCHED BY ALL MY COMPANIONS EXCEPT THE DRUNK DWARF. WHAT THE HELL.

I mean, even Alastair - who was like YEAH! I TOTALLY LOVE YOU BABE LET US MAKE SNARKY YET SWEETLY SHY COMMENTS AT EACH OTHER was like "I'm heading off for Tevinter, catch you when I get home." After three years of adventuring and fearing we would be killed by dragons, I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.


And THEN Patrick tells me that Alastair, if you make him king, if you are not a female human noble and even if he is in love with you, will THROW YOU OVER FOR ANORA. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh my god, I am so ENRAGED by that. You have no idea. It was like a sick sucker punch. I was like but TRUE LOVE and Pat was like "no, sorry."

But... but...!

Also, can I just say how ridiculous it is that Zevran, who is like the biggest slut in the world (and I love him) is like OH NOES ALASTAIR'S FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS? Fuck that.


Uh... yeah, I totally loved the game, it just kind of broke my heart a little there.

Seven weeks to DA2?

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[adagioweapon.livejournal.com]

Seven weeks, and we need to beat more achievements.

BUT

We hit 50%!

[alexmegami]

YAAAAAY

I will finish Witch Hunt and Awakening. ...next weekend. ...yesssssss.

[adagioweapon.livejournal.com]

Canonically, it goes Awakening, Golems, Witch Hunt. So do it in that order.