Lest you think I only American-bash...

[alexmegami]

Canadian psycho crosses border with machete, chainsaw and sword on the day he is supposed to be in court for charges of death threats; later found out to have murdered his NB father- and mother-in-law.

And they let him through! (After two hours.)

My question is: if they went through his files to see if there were any reasons he shouldn't have been able to cross the border, would the court date not have come up...?

Warning: The guy looks like a wax doll of EVIL. Do not look upon him unprepared.

Comments

[alexmegami]

That's pretty skilled. I mean, the machete might be OK, but you'd have to grab the pointy end of the sword at some point, and the chainsaw?

Maybe the blood was from the fingers he accidentally severed.

[bradbeattie.livejournal.com]

I find it scary that I've actually seen someone do this. The basics of club juggling apply to all three objects in this case.

[achpsident.livejournal.com]

I think I read of a Vampire character concept of a guy capable of doing that, using three swords and massive Celerity to become a cuisanart of fangy doom.

[bradbeattie.livejournal.com]

I know VampLARP is fiction, but juggling things doesn't put too much kinetic force into the object. Oh, and just because you're fast, doesn't mean the time-frame on the juggled objects increast. Gravity remains constant on them and they'll fall just like any other juggled object.

Oh my. Did I just have a juggler's rant? *steps away slowly*