In the end, seduced Zevran, Alastair, and Leilana, had Alastair impregnate Morrigan, saved the world, and PROMPTLY GOT DITCHED BY ALL MY COMPANIONS EXCEPT THE DRUNK DWARF. WHAT THE HELL.

I mean, even Alastair - who was like YEAH! I TOTALLY LOVE YOU BABE LET US MAKE SNARKY YET SWEETLY SHY COMMENTS AT EACH OTHER was like "I'm heading off for Tevinter, catch you when I get home." After three years of adventuring and fearing we would be killed by dragons, I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.


And THEN Patrick tells me that Alastair, if you make him king, ( spoiler )

Also, can I just say how ridiculous it is that Zevran, who is like the biggest slut in the world (and I love him) is like OH NOES ALASTAIR'S FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS? Fuck that.


Uh... yeah, I totally loved the game, it just kind of broke my heart a little there.

Seven weeks to DA2?