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alexmegami ([personal profile] alexmegami) wrote2005-05-08 01:26 pm

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Dear Mom,

It is Mother's Day, so I will not say this to your face:

I am 5'10" and 133 pounds. That "roll of fat" on my stomach? Is normal, healthy weight, not some demonic entity that must be exorcised.

[identity profile] beer-baron80.livejournal.com 2005-05-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
If your mom thinks you are getting fat, she'd think I was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE if she saw me. I only wish I could gain weight! ;___;

[identity profile] beer-baron80.livejournal.com 2005-05-10 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Like I ought to be fired from a rail gun or something. o___O