alexmegami | (no subject)

Drapetomaniac: Did you do that personality disorder quiz?
Alex: Obsessive-Compulsive.
Drapetomaniac: Ah, cool.
Alex: Which is odd, because I figured for sure I'd be narcissistic.
Drapetomaniac: Maybe you're both, just the obsessive-compulsiveness is stronger.
Alex: Possibly.
Alex: Everyone else must be as perfect as I am!
Alex: Alas, you are not godlike, as I am, and so you will always fail.
Alex: Weeeeeeeak.
Drapetomaniac: Yeah, but I'm Schizoid, so your opinion means nothing to me. Not out of egotism, like Narcissists, but because I can't imagine caring.
Alex: Damn you!