2012-01-14

alexmegami: (Default)
2012-01-14 02:33 pm
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Silly memes

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.


(Depending on what we're counting - there's an insert)

"Contraindications: Frictions are not used over peripheral nerves, with acute injury, rheumatoid arthritis, infective arthritis, structures that are too deep to be reached, client's use of anti-inflammatories, anticoagulants or high-dose long-term steroid medication, peripheral vascular disease, fragility of the skin or soft tissue to be treated and client discomfort with the technique."

OR

"Frequency: The number of sessions varies from six to 12 performed every other day (Maigne, 1996)."

Hee hee hee hee.