Jen, you bitch!

You did not tell me that there was a review of Like a Knave!

(Probably because the reviewer disliked my story and you figured my self-confidence would flash-fry on contact.)

(Which, to be fair, a totally reasonable assumption.)

(I guess I just have to have less traumatic stories? I dread what people may think of the next one. Which I should, er, probably start, right? I said I'd do that?)