An Ode To PirateFest

Fuck, fuck, fuckingfuckityfuck,
I hate Patrick's alarm clock with the fire of a thousand burning suns.
No, make that
Over nine thousand.



*sigh* I'm sorry guys. I thought I hit snooze, when in fact I apparently turned off the alarm entirely, and woke up again at 11. >_<

Happy Birthday, Jay. I hope it was full of hilarity and boozeaholing.