Your "nice tits, Ali" moment of the day

I can't sleep, so I came downstairs to harrass the computer, and as I was coming down, I noticed a LOOMING SHADOW on the door that I knew couldn't be someone that was supposed to be in the house across from me. Thankfully, I jumped before screaming and figured out I was being backlit by the stove.

Nice tits, Ali.

Why can't there be a good Mage game? *cries*

Also, does anyone know any good queer literary magazines that I could do for my magazine presentation?