And I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

Me: [talking about Spider] But I play on an easier difficulty than you do, so...
Dad: 'Easier difficulty'?
Me: I know, I know. Don't talk about it.
Dad: What are we sending you to university for, again? Actually, that does sound like a university argument.
Me: What, 'shut up shut up don't talk about it'?
Dad: Yeah.

My mom did Patrick's horoscope quickly last night. And I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

In accordance with prophecy, I did, in fact, dream about Patrick last night. It was pretty funny.

Oh gawd....

"Please mind the gap when leaving the train. If you're not leaving the train, there's no need to mind the gap. It's all right, you're safe."

XD

www.going-underground.net (thanks to Alex)

"Sorry for the delay, but there has been an incident at King's Cross. Someone has attacked the driver (*big sigh*) 9.15am on a Monday morning and there's been an incident already. The police have been called. (*pause*) It's a good thing I'm not a policeman, because I'd lock them all up for life. (*pause* *lower voice*) either that or shoot them."

AAAARGH!

*bangs head against desk*

Why is the English advisor a MORON?

Thank you dear, that didn't answer my question.

Mrf mrf mrf...