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3. Bring the smallest bag possible: If you have a bag smaller than a bread box (15 cm x 15 cm x 30 cm or 6 in x 6 in x 12 in), or no bag at all, you can use the express lane to enter the venue. Spectators carrying larger bags will follow the standard lane. Lanes will be clearly marked.

IS IT BIGGER THAN A BREAD BOX?

*dies quietly*
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One movie that, surprisingly, passed the Bechdel test: 17 Again.

It doesn't quite squeak past the Mo Movie Measure though (only one of the women is named).
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My friends, I introduce you to [livejournal.com profile] loltheorists.

Brilliant.
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Without telling you the theory, please tell me the following:

What do you consider your weapon of choice?

Please keep it to the fewest words possible. Just the name of the weapon is best. If you have an explanation, leave it on another line. If you have multiple answers, put them on different lines.

I am curious.
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There are a lot of Heroes-related official websites, including the conspiracy blog, Vote Petrelli, and Mohinder/Chandra Suresh's website.

But by far the funniest entry on Mohinder's wiki is this:

http://theories.activatingevolution.org/swiki/wiki/index.php/Emokinesis
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Alex: Oh Jeremy, what would I do without someone to stay up until quarter to four with?
Jeremy: You'd talk to yourself?
Alex: You're as mean as the voices in my head.

Klein Four

Dec. 19th, 2005 08:05 pm
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You NEED to see Klein Four.

At the BARE MINIMUM, get "Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)" and "Twelve Days of Christmas". You will not regret it.

Jon Stewart

Oct. 8th, 2005 12:30 am
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Jon Stewart is:
1. love
2. sex
3. not going to mention Patrick on TV
3b. ...because people would think he was gay
3c. ...also not going to mention Toronto rocks
3c1. ...because it's OK, Winnipeg knows

Yeah. Pat and I shouted "MENTION US ON YOUR SHOW!"
Jon Stewart: Mention you on my show? What should I say?
Patrick: PATRICK ROCKS!
Jon Stewart: I'm not going to say that, because they would have no idea what I was talking about... and then would assume we were fucking.
Girl (on other side of Massey Hall): That's legal here!
Other Girl (below): Tell them Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That's more the voice range I'm looking for... what now?
Other Girl: Toronto rocks!
Jon Stewart: That sounds a little like you're overcompensating for something. It's okay... Winnipeg knows.

It was hilarious.

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